Freedom of Speech means lighting a fire in a crowded movie theatre.

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27 Jan 12

Some perspective

Voter-level politics in the U.S. amounts to little more than pitched, hand-to-hand combat in a war without knowing what side you are on, for territory in an underground cavern far, far from any actual battle lines, while your family starves under an ashen sky at home.

Or I am having a bad day. It is hard to tell sometimes.

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26 Jan 12

The New Normal

and in her dream she was riding
an elephant
in the parking lot of the Stop & Shop
on the outskirts of Hartford.

humans have spent more
history
on the backs of mammals
big, smelly, shitting beasts
than we have spent
parking our cars in parking lots
and walking into
air-conditioned grocery stores.

it is hard to know
what should amaze me
sometimes.

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26 Jan 12

The Food Stamp President

The problem with Barack Obama, as you know, is that he does not teach black people the importance of working hard.

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24 Jan 12

Felt and Personae

It was not until recently that I really started to understand all of the forth-wall-breaking that goes on in The Muppets. There is a multiplicity of personae that I just didn’t understand: there is Kermit the Frog, who is an object made of felt and animated (originally) by Jim Henson; there is Kermit the Frog, who is a celebrity in this world, who appears on Letterman and so on; there is Kermit the Frog, who is a celebrity in the world of the various Muppet Movies and emcee of The Muppet Show; there is Kermit the Frog playing — for instance — Bob Cratchit and Captain Smollett in various feature films; there is (I think) Kermit the Frog playing a character named Kermit the Frog In Spaaaaaace in a feature film; and so on.

What occurred to me on watching the latest Muppet movie is that Kermit and the other Muppets had to be performers because they were Henson’s calling card; his way to show off what he could do with puppets, and that meant going up against other performers on their own turf. It wouldn’t be enough to have Kermit the Frog be the typist in a workplace drama, because you could make a specialized puppet for any specialized task and you could write the role around the limitations of the puppet. Kermit the Typist would only have to do everything that a typist has to do. Kermit the Frog, by contrast, has to be able to do everything that an actor has to do.

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23 Jan 12